Transcript

Tezcatlipoca:
Dear China:

Please to our rescue and
un-fuck the Land of Lady
Guadalupe, before my
sister or the tiger woman
continue to make it
worse. I realize that your
current government is
despotic, but the
alternatives are worse.
20
Thanks.

P.S.,
Could someone tell
my sister that Hu Nab
Ku isn't even actual
pre-Columbian Mayan
mythology?